jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life


eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


sheep-boy:

"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it


Sex Workers Can’t Be Raped.
In California, a police officer who ejaculated on a woman he’d detained at a traffic stop -and threatened to arrest her if she took action against him- was let off even after admitting what he’d done. Why? Well, the victim was a stripper on her way home from work. In officer David Alex Park’s 2007 trial, Park’s defense attorney argued that the woman “got what she wanted” and that she was “an overtly sexual person”. The jury (composed of one woman and eleven men) found Park not guilty on all counts.
Similarly, a judge in Philadelphia ruled that a sex worker whom multiple men had raped at gunpoint hadn’t been raped at all -she’d just been robbed. The victim, a twenty-year-old woman, who’d worked for an escort service and obtained clients via Craigslist, had agreed to certain sexual acts with the defendant for a set amount of money. But he lured her to an abandoned piece of property and pulled a gun -then more men started showing up. When a fifth man was invited to assault her, he instead helped her get dressed and leave because he saw that she was crying. But municipal judge Teresa Carr Deni insisted that what happened to this woman wasn’t rape -it was “theft of services”.
“I thought rape was a terrible trauma,” Deni told a Philadelphia Daily News columnist. “[A case like this] minimized true rape cases and demeans women who are really raped.”
Women who are “really” raped. You can’t get much clearer than that -a sex worker just doesn’t classify as one of these victims.

—  Jessica Valenti - The Purity Myth

(via askasexworker)

Disgusting.

(via missfreudianslit)

(Source: misandry-mermaid)





tenaflyviper:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

doctors-for-justice:

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

nietzschesghost:

tumblr.

Oh look…. the representation of this entire god forsaken website

I’m saddened by the accuracy of this -Eleven

The accuracy hurts.
~ Aphrodite

I HAVE NEVER HIT THE “REBLOG” BUTTON FASTER IN THE TWO YEARS THAT I’VE BEEN HERE.

If this doesn’t get an assload of notes, it’s because the idiots on here can’t stand looking in a goddamn mirror.

(Source: plebcomics)


sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

(Source: menscroptop2k14)


everdeens-rune:

florels:

ivorish:

jollymermaid:

i love you gwen stefani 

do you think we should tell her??

can she not read the name tag her name is rachel zoe

do you think we should tell them??

everdeens-rune:

florels:

ivorish:

jollymermaid:

i love you gwen stefani

do you think we should tell her??

can she not read the name tag her name is rachel zoe

do you think we should tell them??

(Source: )


ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko)


danisnotonfire:

someone said my instagram is ‘crap’ because I ‘don’t take enough pictures of my face’. so here is a picture of my face. I HOPE IT’S EVERYTHING YOU WANTED

danisnotonfire:

someone said my instagram is ‘crap’ because I ‘don’t take enough pictures of my face’. so here is a picture of my face. I HOPE IT’S EVERYTHING YOU WANTED


tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it